A new annoy-ee

Yesterday, one of the guys from the office that has been out for a while, traveling, was back!
It was his first day to be exposed to the annoy-a-tron, and I think he liked it...NOT!
He was asking people, "What is that sound?" and saying "It sounds like a bomb's about to go off in here."
He was particularly annoyed by the chirping sound and not so much by the beep, though he noticed both and commented that they were different.

I have to also mention that my bro. hooked me up with a calendar last year called "Wacky Website-a-day" calendar. Yesterday's website was www.smashmyxbox.com which is a site where these guys take up donations to buy the newest gadgets (Wii's, IPod's, xboxes) on the day they are released, and then videotape themselves smashing them to pieces in front of horrified techno-geeks that have waited at the store for days. I can't see the video on my work computer, but I'm going to watch it at lunch on my personal computer since Wendy's now has FREE WIFI and I am still on dialup (28.8 mindnumbing k) at home.

Now, here are some random letters, NUMBERS AND SYMBOLS (oops accidentally hit caps lock): agoi4e9vnafqfqqigt2o412t-rwnwlrbk9/EFQASJF235$#t^$^

Oh, last thing....I messed with Holden and Ashleigh's minds with this little joke this morning:

Q: If you mother is a faucet, and your daddy is a sink, how many pancakes does it take to cover a golf ball?
A: Red. Because motorcycles don't have doors.